WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So many bounce houses so little time
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i out mim tonsoeep
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