New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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