covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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