I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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