never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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