What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can't turn off my feet"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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