No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
