I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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