You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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