please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
love makes seman taste better
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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