Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
a search helicopter?!
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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