i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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