Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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