Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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