I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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