I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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