3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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