do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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