Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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