Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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