i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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