Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We are two peas in an std pod
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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