Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
not ubering you a puppy
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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