so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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