people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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