Just mADE A PArabola og urine
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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