I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
