wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
