There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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