is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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