I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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