Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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