NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
