good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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