I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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