Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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