i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So much Jack, so little girl.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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