Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You may now shotgun with the bride
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
