So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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