it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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