I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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