He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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