dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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