We're facebook friends in real life
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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