Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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