Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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