he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
