I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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