using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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