Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Too much gin, very little bucket
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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