accomplished twins. life is a go
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
