saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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