i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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