We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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